I Am Archer



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Defend your castle or he’ll be sad! Use your arrows wisely and aim carefully… you might even get far enough to take on the boss. Work to fight your way through robot enemy waves, and submit your score to the leaderboards!

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Comment by AllisonKimberly(:
2009-01-03 19:59:37

Adorable<3

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Comment by lijuygbvjhb Subscribed to comments via email
2009-08-17 23:26:11

I AM NUMBER 1 I AM POOP YAY

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Comment by Jack
2009-01-05 18:47:59

he be awesome, a brave solder is he, the good wee lass. LOL olde time language….kinda

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Comment by AcmeGorum
2009-03-11 05:02:55

Lass is for girls. He is a boy….. because he is bald….. He is laddy….or ladd for short…. or you can call him a *CENSORED AREA IS HERE =D*

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Comment by knowitall
2009-07-01 20:56:00

IN the old days the word “girl” was used for both genders, they started using boy around 1500

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Comment by janke logan
2009-09-09 20:42:25
 
 
 
 
Comment by Todd
2009-01-20 23:54:59

In case anyone’s wondering, the second arrow near the castle when firing isn’t an arrow “casing” being tossed away, I’m fairly sure it’s another arrow that the archer is loading his bow with.

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Comment by starpie4every1 Subscribed to comments via email
2009-03-17 14:16:13

i think so too cause i always see an arrow popping in the air

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Comment by c knight 70
2009-06-18 17:26:55

No! No! it be the shell case when you shoot bullet

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Comment by SuperMonkey Subscribed to comments via email
2009-06-24 14:32:02

Whatever that means, CONNOR! (yah, i be knowin who u are)

 
Comment by robo70
2009-07-20 12:19:47

arrows dont have shell casings, it isnt a gun. its a bow and arrow, and as the first guy said, its him loading the next ARROW. like I said, arrows dont have shell casings.

 
 
 
 
Comment by annoymous
2009-01-24 22:21:21

Attack of teh evil veggietales! poor guys, he’s all alone.

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Comment by EatBlueCheese
2009-02-16 02:32:20

urrm jack. lass means girl. i think you mean lad

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Comment by starpie4every1 Subscribed to comments via email
2009-02-27 10:05:59

this game takes too long to load
but its fun
my person is wearing a top hat

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Comment by BinnoeDlyce
2009-02-27 16:38:57

Not loading. Weee.

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Comment by lawlolawl
2009-04-11 12:05:58

lol

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Comment by Jared
2009-06-27 17:11:07

yea but its kinda stupid that u can run out of ammo i lost cuz i ran out EXACTLY the moment an ammo thing came up lol

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Comment by OfaAwsum
2009-02-28 04:52:41

hay mang teh litle mang was adowable

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Comment by LawlJoelawl
2009-03-09 03:42:30

This Game HATS soo nice!!~!~!~!~!

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Comment by AcmeGorum
2009-03-11 04:59:33

Archer: We must rapid fire!
(later)

Archer: No! It’s to late they are here…… How can balloons hurt a tower
Magicy guy: The is strong because they work out….. at the gym.
Archer: …..There’s a Gym?
(later)

Archer: Oh no! They is breaking the wall!
Magic guy: there is only one noobish thing to do.
Archer: Sue them?
Magic guy: get all the arrows and throw them all down!
Archer:….. Can’t we just sue them?
Magic Guy: no….. *throws the arrows*….. Oh no! They is gonna pop!
Balloon man: Oh no! We is gonna pop!
Tower: Wut-Wut?

KA-POP!!!

Archer: …..The pop was so loud….. it woke up my lawyer.
(At the lawyers house)

Lawyer: ….zzzzzz….

KA-POP!

Lawyer: WUT-WUT!?…. Oh…. Time for some sexy-O’s for breakfast!

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Comment by starpie4every1 Subscribed to comments via email
2009-03-11 06:43:38

What is that? that was really cute and i think that u should ask pete to make that a toon

lol……and work on hiding the sexy camras

typo

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Comment by red13
2009-06-17 16:26:16

L O L

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Comment by Duden8r
2009-03-14 19:56:36

Oh Em Ef Ge Iza TEH BEZT BRZON PLAIRE EBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!IZA NUMPRE 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toased Izapiimp!(Iza twoo!)

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Comment by Duden8r
2009-03-14 19:58:53

Peet Kane Izashaze Teh Kooke foure benj numpre 1?

Toased IzaPiiimp! TIP

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Comment by Emi
2009-04-02 07:21:52

I love this game! its one of my faves! The afro looks soooo saweet! Make a sequel!

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Comment by lawlolawl
2009-04-11 12:04:16

lol this game rocks “they look like pickles” i <3 this game

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Comment by YoYoYo
2009-05-01 21:33:01

I AM ARCHER!:D:O:P

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Comment by Person Man Guy
2009-05-09 07:18:34

hear me roar?

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Comment by True Vigilance
2009-05-09 04:13:27

ME TOO!

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Comment by Person Man Guy
2009-05-09 07:25:18

love the music! I swear, I thought (CAPtain Jack Sparrow!! -lawl moment-) was going to pop out and deliver a clever one-liner!

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Comment by vicky Subscribed to comments via email
2009-06-12 15:04:09

i love this game but i cnt freakin beat the 3rd level becuz i keep runnin out of arrows and as soon as i run out of arrows the box full of arrows comes…………wow…..but it still a relly cool and really fun game :)

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Comment by SuperMonkey Subscribed to comments via email
2009-06-24 14:51:47

just you wait till level 9, heh heh…

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Comment by Mr. Quiggles
2009-07-02 11:00:53

Me beet levul 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Comment by ME
2009-06-13 13:18:26

It would be better is i could see the curser.

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Comment by red13
2009-06-17 16:24:24

good not awsome just good and ALOT HARD

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Comment by c knight 70
2009-06-18 18:29:55

yay! I win teh game! (as “fancy”) with 8,179 points! oh and the arrows that go behind Archer after you shoot are suppose to be bullet shells

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Comment by vicky Subscribed to comments via email
2009-06-19 15:49:19

man you know what sucks……im running out of arrows and as soon as i run out here cumz da the box to give me more arrows but guess wat i woluld shoot at it to get some…….but…….I DNT HAVE ANY ARROWS TO SHOOT………..lol

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Comment by sparkeh
2009-06-20 16:39:43

HAHA love the music!

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Comment by vicky Subscribed to comments via email
2009-06-21 17:55:51

man level 4 is soooooooo hardas sooon as i hiot the box for some new arrows the castel dies…………lol :( ……..lol :)

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Comment by THE BENSTER
2009-06-22 09:30:25

THY PICKLE SHAPED FIENDS! THEY BE TOUGHER THAN THEY LOOK!

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Comment by lol guy
2009-06-23 20:55:46

what is teh awesome song!? pleeeeease tell meh!!!!!1!!!!!1111!1
tip: hats help. a long time ago,i couldn’t get through the prove thy worthieness until i bought a live seal

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Comment by lol guy
2009-06-23 20:57:11

note: rockets can go through the boss’es force field

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Comment by lol guy
2009-06-23 21:26:07

another note: when you are about to run out of arrows, keep shootin until you have about one arrow. then let enemies attack and shoot the box when it comes.
christopher is the castle name and archy is the archer
the second arrow when you shoot could be an arrow that popped up because it wants you to send it on a ride

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Comment by Qwimpy
2009-06-27 07:44:36

awesome game.
by the way arrows don’t have casings the arrow is the one he’s reloading with!

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Comment by THE BENSTER
2009-06-27 07:56:26

me thinks it glithched on me. I pressed load game and it put me at the beginning. BUT i lơked at me archers cash and it said UNDEFINED so i bought a ton o’ stuff and did “easiness on the horizon” and when I went back to the store I had no money. and still no money after I did like, five levels. soooo ya.

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Comment by lol guy
2009-07-08 16:27:52

it glitched because you probably beat the game already.
start a new game.

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Comment by THE BENSTER
2009-07-14 18:06:48

nvm I just used the wrong computer. oops! my gawd, I feel like an idiot… wait, what was I talking about? I uhhhh humm duhhhhhhhh.. :p

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Comment by THE BENSTER
2009-07-14 18:10:21

and I want peeps 2 no, comments wont nest below the comment above!!

 
 
 
 
Comment by lol guy
2009-07-08 17:08:52

i beat the game with 515 cash snd a score of 6,018
BEAT THAT!!!!!1!!!!!1

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Comment by Mary
2009-07-14 20:19:43

This is soooooonawesome

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Comment by robo70
2009-07-20 12:29:04

the pickles have magical vegetable oil chields that activate when they attack the tower, it takes like 4 arrows to defeat them when they get to the tower :O

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Comment by Legend
2009-07-20 17:40:15

Yeah…

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Comment by lol guy
2009-07-24 19:24:23

same here

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Comment by robo70
2009-07-20 12:33:20

oh and if you die, go back to the main menu, and click load game. youll be on the next level somehow.

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Comment by Legend
2009-07-21 22:17:23

I found a way to get points! You keep the points even if you lose the level.

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Comment by Captain Awesome
2009-07-23 13:10:42

:)

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2009-07-31 16:42:37

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Comment by lol guy
2009-07-31 21:44:53

teh arroze are like snakez! they shed ter skinz!

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Comment by EatBlueCheese
2009-08-05 03:00:06

Archer: gawsh! i is so hawt, these vegitibbles is liken meh!

King: dont let them hears you said that, fooly! administer NPC!

Archer: they has stoled my spam in a can!

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Comment by bob
2009-08-20 14:24:49

wat voodoo dust do???????

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Comment by bob
2009-08-20 14:30:25

i beats da boss!!
are der more dan 1 i beet 1 boss

woot woot!

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Comment by rufustherat1
2009-08-20 18:40:00

wut do teh icons do?

(dartboard thing, something like bricks and teh rocket..)

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Comment by Pete
2009-08-20 19:27:10

Arrow shot path for better aiming, temporary health bonus, and rocket launching abilities.

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Comment by eatgetmeh
2009-09-02 07:00:30

:D dis game gooood

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Comment by EDDY
2009-09-27 15:38:53

COOL I’m number 27. =3

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Comment by djmitchell
2009-10-03 15:40:28

I R THE POOT WARRIOR :D

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Comment by Kpeeps22
2010-01-08 19:01:06

Im on chap 7… How do u beat that big guy???????? MEH DYING 2 KNOW :(

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