01.01I Don’t Even Game
Embark on a magical journey through time in space in this sequel to I Don’t Even Know. Use your wits and persevere through screens of torture, happiness, and lemonade. Leaderboards will be available within the next 24 hours. Good luck!

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FIRST!
Woot!! For teh Lawlolawlz!!!
I JUST HAV TO PUT THIS at the top comment, my thing glitched at the robot entrybot, it says arreor b4 i even answer. halp!
FREAKING FINALLY! I LOVE IT
QUICK WHATS DA 30 LIVES CHEAT CODE?!?!
Press your arrow keys a lot until there is on space left in the bar.
then try every letter.
^^ VV BA
HOW DO I GET THE VETEREN ACHIEVMENT!!!!!!!!!!111
OMG OMG IT FINALLYOUT YAY
!!!!!!!!
beat it now i need to wait for the submit thing, now i must drink my yummeh lemonade.
the final code of the final stage is nchsbdfuiqbwibdaksbcxbyoqv
thats cool well i beet dis game 201!!! times thats how good i am
help on level 30
stuk in the dARK
What you have to do is (since the level shifts) hold shift and go right.
ok, how do you get the freakin key?!
YAYYYY!
SECOND
PETE! MAKE WALTRU NAO PLZ!
I really want to get teh last achievement! Walkthrough plz!
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on youtube.com if you search Trasknari, then go on his channel, he has done a walktru.
NESTED
OH SNAP! =D
how joo get past baby level
YESSSSSSS
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEE*
IS THERE A WAY TO NOT LOSE YOUR KEY IN THE GRATE?!
Is there any way to get past the Gray patch?
Is there any way to get past the wall?
nevermind…now I’m stuck on the gray blobby area…
You too? PETE! Post a Walkthrough!
on the gray you press
A to open tha door you cant c
look on the gray stuff screen just press arrow keys back and forward really fast then you move slowly off that screen
press a
*sigh*
to not lose ur 4 keys in a grate: press 4
first wall: duh.press A
the level thats all grey:press a
how u no get attacked by monster?
4 cookie : go slow=D
hey gabe, do u know how to get past pirate guard!?!?!? IT SOO HARD!
how in ze world do joo get past ghost king? AUGH!
yoo beat the gost king buy pressin da control (CTRL) buttin on yoor keybord
press a
how do u stops?
*nested*
HOW DOES KEY NOT LOSE?
you dont need the key
u cant u clickey a at wall
at da woll pruss da a
OMG LAWL
EIGHTH
PETE, SEAN, SOMEONE, HOW DO I PREVENT LOSING MY KEY?!
You can’t, you actually don’t need a key, think about it.
Yes he does.
*he/she
Joo need a key, not an key
you need A key not an key. Think, A key >>>A<<< key. its obvious, he underlined it. im at the part with the 30 lives code and i cant figure it out tho
how joo get picture for ur thingie like mine is bloo how u get picture???????????
like jam_man (too lazy to log in) has a picture of kirby???????????????????and codthdipity has cloob penguin hows????????????
just ta let joo know, i beat teh game and i owned it lots lol. to beat the grey blobby place joo gots to type in “cheat” and to beat teh 30 lives joo gotz to press lots of random arrow keys and when the bar for “completion” wont move any further, you press b and then a.
I know i have bad grammer in this comment, but i am to epic to fix it.
actuallies you don’t need to type cheat. just press a.try it,tahts hao i got past it in teh first place. well joo know, left right left right b a.
the cheat is up up down down left right left b a also known as the konami code, otherwise known as the konami command.
how u get past the 4 key grate
hitt an 4
joo need A key, not an key….
A
A
A
A
A
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAApressA.
WTF do you do with the Baby?
IM STUCK AT BABY LEVEL!!!!
all you have to do is drop the baby which you have to press Q
pruss da a kee=D
Yaaaaaay!
I still has the baby..
And can’t dispose of it
>.<
press q
OR…YOU CAN WAIT 3 YEARS.
But yeah listen to advertisements, specifically at airports…on a TV…especially when they advertise letter keys….xD
and when there is an commercial after ze awesum egg movie!
press q to drop the baby. then youz wont have it!
pruss an q kee
the game is nothing but running to the door?
click A @ door
I cant figure out how to get past the pirate guard person
I do believe I just beat the game.
how u git pass da rewbott ?
WOOH! Got past the door and lost my key!
how joogot past door?
How to get past the pirate guy who asks if ur a pirate?
how u get past grey?
and the second grate?
pete just told me to “use my surroundings”
WOOOT THIS GAME PWNZ!!!
U need ‘A’ key
epic. win.
crud! i fell asleap waiting! D: D: D:
i hate myself.
i am not worthy of this site anymore.
i nested.
joo can ban me Pete. dat iz teh only thing dat i dezerve.
because i iz unloyal.
Hahaha, why would I ban you? If I could, I would give you an achievement for that…
thanks, Pete. (for accepting mai friend request on youtube and your kindnes- HEY A BIRD!!!!
I’m assuming u mean the baby part
no, waiting for the game to be posted
How many levels are there in this game I am on 30 and don’t know how to go any further.
hay, what is 30 lives code?
Up down left right left right b a
it am from contra
….. how do you beat ghost king?
How joo are beats teh ghost king?
U press CTRL (no 1 will control)
yuo press control
oh to teh noes! i cannot get all de acheivements!
how do you get a different profile picture?
Just wondering . . . but is it intentional that you can spam keys to pass things?
The ghost asked for the 30 lives code . . . and I have no clue what that is . . .
So I started mashing the keyboard and got it . . .
Anyway, the jokes are quite witty, if a bit dry . . .
I CANT GET PASS LEVEL 30!!!
how the???
how do get past the baby bit???
O.O
press q
if you don’t get the first puzzle,
you don’t need the key to win
I beat teh gamez!!! Wish came true!!!
how do pass teh reactor?
IDEG+meh=No! Math are stoopidz! I beat teh game anywho!!
how u get past gray blob area?
Can someone tell me how to get past the syntopia industries?
The whole thing?
I DON’T LIKE THE MONSTER!!
Haha just kidding, but I got all the way on my own until an octopus monster kraken thingy came. What do I do?
go slow
Never mind I got it.
do up down left right a b
How does joo gets past teh whole syntopia industries?
okay, i got past the baby bit, but what do you do with the first ghost?
go really slow past it
you act afraid by making an exclamation point on teh keyboardz like so: !!!!!!!!!!!
OMG! how u get past 2nd ghost? CTRL no work!
Yeah, I have the same problem
me2 stil waiting Oo
how do get pass teh reactor??????
how do you get past the greyish room?
press the >>>>>>>>>A<<<<<<<<<<< key
How do you beat the pirate?
I WANT TO KNOW ASWELL
i beated teh game in 317.777894 seconds!!! i is teh awesome!!!! and dis game is teh awesome two!!! i be teh happyast kookee in all of kookee wurld!!! luv u lawlolawl!!! u es teh best!!!
konvorsayshun:
‘+eats delicious cheeseburger+’
ken i ken haz cheezburger two, pleesh?
‘no’
nogh? wut u meen nogh!!?!?!
‘i mean no, you may not have one…’
O pleesh O pleesh, Yyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
‘okay, okay… you may have this *burger with cheese*’
oh yesh! yay!
‘umm… your welcome?’
oh yesh… uhh… mmmm… KTHXBAI! that good?
‘whatever +hands cheeseburger+’
fank u! +runs off w/ cheeseburger+ i nogh rlly fankfool!!! hahahaha!!
‘good cause thats not a real cheeseburger!!!’
O.O
DA END
hold ur applause… no… i know im awesome… but throwing munnys much better then clapping fank u vary much ^^
Oh teh noes! I cannot get past the ghost king! How do you get past him?
press the “Ctrl” key after he talks
The entrybot is glitching for me.
How do you get past the pirate? >.<
YAY! I GOTZ TEH LEMONADEZ! It wuz fun teimz, tank u manz.
how do get past teh ninja guyszs?wat is teh ninja rool?
silence and patience(dont move for a while)
how do u get past the second grate?
How do you get past the black screen? And how do you get past the monster after the pirates?
Think back to your past experiences in the game. Things tend to reoccur throughout….
and if you were trying to be sneaky and go by a monster, you wouldn’t sprint by causing a ruckus.
I CAN’T GET PAST THE GHOST KING PART HELP!!!!!! PRESSING CTRL WON’T WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO I GET PAST HIM????
GHOST KING PRESSING CTRL DOESNT WORK!!!!!!
URNLEIS HE ARR HAEV CROOWNE IT ARNT HEM
mk
i dont know what to do when it sais refer to lawlolawl.com/swf/core.swf
Make a new tab, enter that into the address bar
mine didn’t work D:
hows do i get thru da babysitter part
FUUU-, STUPID BABY.
WAZZA NINJA ROOL?!?!!?
u dont do nuthing just stand there and dont move
Moop, I forgot to comment when I played this earlier.
WOOT.
how the eff do you get past level 74? O.O
look at the comment i will be posting soon
It will refer to all the bit people seem to have trouble with but it will give a clear spoiler alert
‘@’ ‘@’ ‘@’.
Spoiler Alert:
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING PAGE IS FOR DESPERATE PEOPLE ONLY SCROLL
DOWN QUICKLY WITHOUT READING IF YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW.
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Nowr teh ferts dore iz opn whern joo are pres teh A butn orne teh kiebored.
Whatche teh wethur channel it ar disapere. Darkrume hav press teh A kie.
Press 4 ar disapere an grate. Drop teh baby wit abusement Q butn.
Teh purfeict ninja rool is teh nothing (wete and do nurthin).
I=aye=yes i am a pirate. O=shep ov teh doghnut.
Teh monster only ar hurt pepl who run past.
Presing teh D key repetidlee makes joo run acrorse teh screen wen cant.
Sersh teh “kONAMI code” (30 lifes code)
“Ctrl” butn on kiebored is teh gost king derfeet.
I are knorwre teh access code but ar not posteng it. Orn Teh new tab Put
this in teh adres bar “http://www.lawlolawl.com/swf/core.swf and complite
teh pentagonz shepes and find teh code befor it are disapeer.
!st walkthroo with jus hrd bitz.
I arnt giltie becurz it iz hrder tehn usual 2 figuir owt but i ar tehn pleize forgeive meh Pete wit orl ur asomnes i must get justification for this Pete.
where is the code? i looked at that screen for so long ><
cannot tell joo but it is the won dat slowly dissapers
(I really cant tell joo the last comment here was deleted pressumably by pete himself as it contained the code).
wat joo do afta ze purge?
I acctually screen shotted the screen before the other codes that gho quickly went but they dont work.
what is 30 lives code
up down left right left right ba i said it are teh Konami code
YEA PETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU I AM THE FOLLOWER OF YOU NOW! CAN I BE YOUR APPRENTICE?!?!?!?!?!?!
WTF?!??!?! I’m stuck in a grey patch. . . .
press the arrow that makes u gogh and repeatedly press A
how u pass the firs ghost? I can’t pass! ctrl doesn’t work!11!!!!1!
no u got it all wrong for the FIRST ghost u make an exclamation like this !!!!!! the king ghost is where u use ctrl
How do you get past the system reactor…
I went to the website and completed the pentagon game but all the codes go away before I can look at them.
Please help meh!
HOW DOES ONE BEAT THE FRIGGIN REACTOR PART!!! OMFG!!! I CAN’T BEAT THE PENTAGON THINGIES!! HELPPp!
The code is the one that goes away slowly after completing the puzzle at lawlolawl.com/swf/core.swf
JOY TO TEH WERLD TEH GOD OF TEH COMPUTER FUNNEZ PETE MADE ANOTHER GAME!!!1!11!!!!!ONE!1!!!111!ONEONEONEONE!!!
awesome game but how do i get past the really dark level?its level 30 .theres something like a wall?how do i get past there??
how get past ghost not king just ghost
i beat it!!!! so happy THANK YOU PETE YOU ROCK!!!
to get past the ghost, you pound on the keyboard for a minute or so, and to get past the dark level, you press “A” key…
or just press D (ghost where you dont show on screen)
im sure i told them this in my “runthrough”
I DID IT!!!
And only in 500.366666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666 seconds!
how do u get pass when he tells u u have to say the alphebet backwards?????
if joo canot tipe wurl tehn hit all teh keys
TEH KONAMIZ CUDE BEES:
UPS UPS DOWNS DOWNS LEFTS WRIGHTS LEFTS WRIGHTS B A
YERR BE WELCUMMS <3
the answer of how to get out of level 30 my student is in the first wall
how u act scared??
press 1
umm cant beat the grey um….time to bring smexy back
How does not get sent to beginninz by robobot? halp.
WUT I dunt know how 2 gets to teh pentagon puzzle!!!!!
PLZ HALP MEZ!!!!!
What is the codei am dying to know, i went to that site and got the code type it in and it didn’t work… Tell meh i am dying to know
Ohhh… I found the super-secret bunker!
I’ve found the Bunker!
same i are cool but do you know how to whatch egg media 3 times coz i has seen on tv and in airport security but where else?
Me too! I cant find egg media a third time. D:
how does joo find secret bunker?
the second time with the spikeys, right as you’re about to leave it says “now broadcasting to all the spikeys out there…”
SOMEONE GOTTA TELL ME HOW TO GET PAST THE BABY LEVEL!!!
how can i pass level 33?
i beat the game.
yaaaaay
plz someone tell me level 33
To get past the Grey Blob, press A again as if it was the other gate.
gotima, press Q to drop stuff.
you can actually get past the cloudy level easier by standing by for the weather channel. stay there until it says there will be a sunny day. Then Leave
Does any one here know hot to get to the secrret bunker or is it just me coz i has only got two acheivements to make(3 if joo include teh all acheivements acheivements
How to you see Egg Media three times? I can only find it twice.
If you seriously MUST know the reactor code. Read on. If you dont, skip it by mashing the down arrow.
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Reactor Code: nchsbdfuiqbwibdaksbcxbyoqv
JOO COMPLEETED TEH EPIC GAYM OF EPICNESS AND ALL THINGS EPICCLY.
HOW DID JOO POST DIS!!!!!!!!!!
I is teh try before but pete are delete it.
it wins!
hey pete, can you make the original plan? (you know, with the “pack nao” and “get born, mr. festus!”)
I CANT GET PAST TEH STUPID GHOST ON LEVEL 50
HOW U GET PASSED LEVEL 83??!??!??!?????????!?!?!?
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HOW DO U GET PAST THE AUTOMATED ROBOT>?????!!!!!!
how do joo get past level 74 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh doi
BEATEN!!!!!!!!
T_T Where be teh secret Bunker???????
And teh 3rd Egg Media T_T_T_T_T
I has a sad = [
Waits, I finded teh Bunker… Nao just needs 3rd egg media…
Waits, I finded teh Bunker… Nao just needs 3rd egg media, to smell teh roses and catch salmon!
*Has no idea*
*cries*
Teh salmon is in teh weather place if joo dont wotch teh weather channel after teh while it will be there
to get out of the baby level press q on your key bored
Spoiler to egg media
scroll if you want to figure it out your self
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1st is at the police station
2nd is the kid watching the weather channel
3rd is the set of spikes with a ring around them, just wait a while
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end spoiler
wheres the secret bunker at?
I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!111!11!!
yay!
ahahahahahahahahahaha
501.0333333333333333
Yay, I won.
how do you get passed the pirate that asks if you’re a pirate??
prees i then r then o
o.O
hai nao. i can not lives to be teh carefuls!!!11!1
Cant get past lvl 65 help plz!!!!
I dids it!! I got a refreshing bevemarage!!
How do you get past that big grey wall?
LLEEEMONADEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
I need help!!!! it won’t load for me! the advertisment plays, but the game doesn’t start. its just a blank screen. please help!!
HEELELPPPZZLLEPZ!
STTUCKTZ ONN LEVEEL THIRRAATY.
KANNOT GET PASDT GREAY WALL.
i won the game in 354 secs!!!
how do you get past grey part
HOW DO YOU GET PAST MONSTER
YAAAAY UNLOCKED ALL OF TEH ACHEIVEMENTS!!!! WOOOOTS
How to become an veteran player?
how do you know you unlocked achievement? i’ve played like 20 times
X goes away!… Pretty picture replaces teh X.
Most happened by accidents though O_O
HOW DOES U GET PASSED LEVEL 50???????????????
how does u get passed the 30 lives code???
its teh master cheat code.
the konami code (up,up,down,down,left,right left,right,B,A,start)
It’s based on how fast you’re able to get through the game.
What does that mean?? I have to type in how fast I got past the game
I FINISHED IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cunnut get past robot code partt where i have to enable whatever at lawlolawl.com/swf/code.swf…. so cnonfusing!11! halp!
No, if you win fast enough, that achievement will be unlocked.
but when u pass the metal detecto thing,he says “woah,im gonna need u to say the alphabet bckwards ok?” so i dont know how to do it.
hao to gat past rrrrobot
kk…took me a while but i figured out the reactor thingie & won
Dude, this game rult. What’s next!?
how u gets pat ghost plz ?
LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT
How. Do you get. Past. The pirate. Help. me. Plz.
How do you get every snippet of dialogue? It’s the only achievement I have left to do.
if u figurz owt plz to share
YES! I FINALLY WINZ!!!!!!!! I r da epic!
416 wooooooootz i luv tis gameh
how do you do get past when ur in the black wall not the part when u press a though
press a.
WIN
hw do ya get pastg the reacter core??????
must findz secrit bunkr…rozis n salmn fishes
OMGOM! Epik game
Very funz and challengining and stuuf. Tiem to du da unely think possibal nuw…….. PLOY AGENZ! *thumbs in the upwards direction*
How is teh get pasts teh Syntopia Industrehs?
I am pasts the pentagons. How do i stop from teh file delete? Won of teh files are an slow deletes (override teh non remote accsess) , is ther anything i is can do about?
(In english: How do i get past the Syntopia Industries bit? I am past the bit with all of those pentagons, but all the files delete when i come to them. One of the files deletes rather slowly (Override the Non-Remote access), is there anything i can do about it?)
Pete joo has an evil minds >:(
(In english: Can i have some money to buy ice-cream?)
intr site on new tabz….writz dwn teh non remote accsess override cde tahat disapperzes sloowz.. go bck to tabz gayme iz on… typz in code…PRocEedzemus
kthxbuy
Buy mai merchandise
it wntz let me enter za code
LOLOLOLOL i haz r gotz lexmonadez yay!!!!! i winz!!!!!!
type inz teh swlow codez bfoar it deleters
(In English: Type the code that is taking a long time to delete into the game)
hOW DO YOU GET PASS THE NINJA WHEN HE SAYS, SHOW ME THE NUMBER ONE NINJA ROOL!
how do yous get past de DUI test?
Hep! PLZ!
type alphabet backwards…zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
(or if you’re havn hrd time like my wuz…write alphabet out & type it bacwrdz)
Don’t do anything.
that’s what youre supposed to do, wait. The ninja rool is patience.
It not are allow am to post walkthrough but plz I can? :C
ok… i got the code buuut what do i do with it afterwords?
SUCCESS! the end is where it starts over, right?
no….keeps on goingz ur close