Lawl’d 1 – Assassain’s Creeds



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Altair thinks that he’s an assassin, but is he really? Missions are given, scientists are sneaky, butts are felt, and balls are chopped in the very first episode of Lawl’d! If you’ve never played Assassin’s Creed, I suggest that you buy it… right now.

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Comment by Isabella
2009-01-11 15:12:25

That’s priceless!

“Please, call me princess!” XD

Keep makin’ me laugh, man. Props.

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Comment by KItty GIrl
2009-01-18 08:46:26

I cant agree moar wit u

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Comment by Kayla
2009-01-11 15:40:22

Oh my, I can’t wait for more booty touchin’ and hidden sexy cameras, Princess.

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Comment by chatty boo
2009-05-30 15:56:15

what do u mean by more booty touchin and hidden sexy cameras

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Comment by shingleman Subscribed to comments via email
2009-08-24 12:18:05

duh did watch the video ya dunce?
]:(

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Comment by Dmitry
2009-01-11 22:25:51

LOL i mean Lawl…
Those eggs tasted mighty fiiiine.
Please, call me princess!

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Comment by Mr. Quiggles
2009-08-06 20:08:23

I just realized what those EGGS were. :O

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Comment by Joey
2009-08-12 15:39:14

took me until my friend watched it, and i had seen it like 10 times before that

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Comment by MuffledScreams
2009-11-18 20:28:17

I still haven’t. :( Will you tell me?

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Comment by theperson [condensed] Subscribed to comments via email
2009-12-10 12:07:24

they was his balls .-. doyduhdoydoy.

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Comment by thedude
2009-01-12 11:48:49

GREAT SCOTT

I felt a camera in the bathroom, that is why.
lawl

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Comment by Mr MAN
2009-01-30 21:26:24

You FELT one?!?!?!

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Comment by Joe
2009-01-12 18:29:21

U mUsT pIcKpOcKeT Knives fron the BUtTs of men

——> OO <——

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Comment by Duden8r
2009-01-13 13:35:16

I can’t. :-(

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Comment by KItty GIrl
2009-01-18 08:47:30

lawlolawl

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Comment by o shi-
2009-01-27 19:46:50

meh

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Comment by o shi-
2009-01-27 19:47:09

meh?

 
Comment by o shi-
2009-01-27 19:47:33

meh. confirmed lol

 
 
 
Comment by stupiddude.edu Subscribed to comments via email
2009-02-01 22:09:09

I WILL, OH S**T =(*.*)= –>OO<–

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Comment by robo70
2009-02-20 21:20:23

YESSSSS MASSSSSTERRRRRRRR……… I will dooooo ittttttttttttttttt…………

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Comment by lol guy
2009-08-03 19:47:56

those look like breasts

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Comment by lol guy
2009-08-03 19:51:48

i will put a bomb on the butt instead(check out comic 1.12)
|))

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Comment by 2801272
2009-09-27 08:32:02

I LOVE THE “ASS”ASS”IN’s CREED :D

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Comment by Jack
2009-01-12 19:29:43

yay! colour. i think this is the best one on the site so far. awesome work pete!

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Comment by KItty GIrl
2009-01-18 08:48:25

Best indeed! MAKE MORE SOON!!!:D

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Comment by cack
2009-01-12 19:34:52

rotfl
so today in class i got really bored so i pulled up your site
and saw the new assassin’s creeds video.
me and my friend watched it and cried. this is the BEST one yet!
keep up the hilariousness (:

p.s. since you have made a video about assassin’s creed you must have an xbox. you should hit me up with a friend request xD
id love to chat with the genius behind lawlolawl (:
the GT is bwl mvmnt ixx
thanks ;)

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Comment by ummmm, hi
2009-01-14 23:17:51

maybe he has a ps3

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Comment by ummmm hi
2009-01-15 17:26:41

maybe he has a ps3, i have assassin’s creed and a ps3

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Comment by Adm. Melonhead
2009-03-28 08:33:26

he could’ve bought it on Steam. (for those who don’t know, steam is a program that makes buying games for your PC very convenient using paypal or credit cards. Everything is a lot cheaper there 2. It happens to have assassins creed on the market. Go to http://store.steampowered.com/ to get steam NAU!!!!)

Speaking of which, i’d like to see a half-life 2 lawl. Call it half-lawl ;)

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Comment by Duden8r
2009-01-12 19:45:00

Rokin’ Video dude. When will teh next one come out? Oh, and call me princess. Liiterally. I mean it.

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Comment by Mhpuppy
2009-03-01 19:39:55

ok, princess.

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Comment by gimme my yaoi D:
2009-01-13 10:54:37

yay! yaoi! kinda.. ish…. if you squint a little and cross your eyes and turn your head at a 90 degree angle…. anyways, i love it!! you should do one for OKAMI or KH2

not KH1, though. that one’s dumb :C

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Comment by x3
2009-01-20 16:27:39

xDDD
Yay for yaoi ish! x3
I think there should be one based off KH2! That would be sooo cool. Make sure to include lots of Axel if you do =D And Roxas. And Riku. Kay.. I’m done.

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Comment by Sasukefangirl4eva Subscribed to comments via email
2009-02-27 18:50:12

omg when u said roxas and riku and axel u meant kingdom hearts(waaaaaaaaaaa)!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah and i like the part in the vid when he’s like

You suck Nooooo youuu suck…

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Comment by no mean people (cuz they not nice)
2009-01-13 17:38:12

OMG! I’ve never played Assassin’s Creed before (but somehow I have a poster of it o.o) but now I rly want to- just to try it! >v< lawl princess

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Comment by roelu Subscribed to comments via email
2009-01-13 21:24:07

Wow. This is actually pretty accurate, especially the “jump into hay all the time! it has good vitamens and minerals!” part. That pretty much is a real loading screen in the game xD Keep it up!

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Comment by Michael Jackson
2009-01-14 18:25:57

He should seriously do one on Okami.

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Comment by Zeebedee
2009-03-06 08:00:07

I love that game but it would be a bit hard to spoof. I think the funniest thing would be the gods in it.

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Comment by Mr. Quiggles
2009-08-20 08:09:37

Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee do a lawl’d about Pokemon! That would be icshesarging hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Comment by Jazz
2009-01-14 21:50:46

Tis very funneh :D lawl!!

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Comment by anny
2009-01-16 11:04:46

this websitee is so freshh! *$$
=DD

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Comment by cindersarsenic
2009-01-17 01:50:07

ahaha, this is pricelesssss.
wish i played assassins creed now XD
poor altair, losing his two best friends..

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Comment by Boba Fett
2009-01-17 10:04:35

Those eggs tasted mighty fine! Work on hiding the sexy cameras. No, YOU suck.

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Comment by Grimvoid
2009-01-17 14:52:41

Hahaha lol. I love you.

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Comment by reirei
2009-01-17 20:19:40

meh want 2sd epi of assasain’s creeds it funny!!! =D

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Comment by KItty GIrl
2009-01-18 08:45:29

lawl……
o……….
lawl!!!!!
Please, call him princess! AND WORK ON HIDING THE SEXY CAMERAS!!!XDXDXDXDXD

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Comment by lawlolawl"s biggest fan Subscribed to comments via email
2009-01-18 18:25:37

jump into hay all the time! it has good vitamens and minerals! O_o LAWLOLAWL KICKS @$$

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Comment by halpafh
2009-01-19 12:41:39

altair, you suck so muchima stab you

ahahaha

that was hilarious

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Comment by Qwimpy
2009-01-19 18:06:20

For your next mission you must pickpocket knives….. from the butts of men!
Lawl… Master! i thought you killed me! no. i just cut off your balls.
mmmm… those eggs are mighty fiiiiine.

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Comment by c. Subscribed to comments via email
2009-01-21 20:06:06

LOL FUNNIE
”jump into hay it has vitamins and mineralz xD”

” it was all fake.
U SUCK
no U suck ”
”find sumthing nice
like ur mom :3”

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Comment by c. Subscribed to comments via email
2009-01-21 20:55:10

omg U SHOULD DO bioshock or halo next lolz

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Comment by Pete
2009-01-21 22:43:46

Or perhaps……. 300? :D

*hint hint*

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Comment by Duden8r
2009-01-26 20:23:58

Is it Kameo?

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Comment by c. Subscribed to comments via email
2009-02-08 21:17:28

pete ur a freekin genius
300

SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Comment by Mhpuppy
2009-03-01 19:40:46

Whats sparta???

 
Comment by Person Man Guy
2009-03-24 08:36:09

Sparta is a country. They were very powerful, mainly because they had a huge army. Anyway, 300 is based off of the Spartans, Spartans being the dwellers of Sparta.

 
 
 
 
Comment by Erik
2009-01-22 01:07:18

LULZ!!!!!!!!!
Please continue this…
PLIZ!

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Comment by zibex
2009-01-22 02:50:25

iPDuxd hi! nice site!

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Comment by no mean people (cuz they not nice)
2009-01-22 09:09:43

OMG videogamse fun to make fun of!
Ha Ha Princess
(ps me and my friends watch this stuff all the time- GUD JOB PETE!! :D )

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Comment by SALLY Subscribed to comments via email
2009-01-22 18:47:20

LOL!

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Comment by Gdaboy
2009-01-23 17:53:07

You suck! No, YOU suck…

ESKIMOS KNOW HOW TO PARTY!

god, i love lawlolawl

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Comment by Person Man Guy
2009-03-24 08:37:19

No… you… suck…

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Comment by The L
2009-01-24 09:26:41

Love the new motto:
LawloLawl
->Made of win-For the win<-
Lulz

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Comment by FamousForMadness
2009-01-24 13:10:41

OMG THIS FILM MADE ME LAUGH AT EVERY WORD XDDDD!!!

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Comment by Joe
2009-01-24 20:33:57

For your next mission you must pickpocket knives from the butts of men
I think I’ll pass on that mission

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Comment by ummmm hi
2009-01-24 23:12:58

you should do metal gear solid, that would be funny ••)

-ummmm hi

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Comment by Antony
2009-01-26 02:39:03

Lawl I mean lol LAWL! That relates so much 2 Assasins Creed.

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Comment by Duden8r
2009-01-26 20:26:13

BTW Doez wernt eggs……………………………..

It was tofu!

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Comment by Antony
2009-01-27 01:42:53

Yay I do stuff on this site on another computer. Heaps of Double Votes!

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Comment by ummmm hi
2009-01-27 20:38:26

hey peter, do you draw everything with the paint brush tool? because your drawings are great!

-ummmm hi

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Comment by Pete
2009-01-27 21:38:31

Why, yes. Everything in my animations is drawn with the paint brush tool. Smoothing set to 50, and fingers always on Ctrl-Z. :D

Thanks!

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Comment by steven
2009-02-04 17:54:53

I love you

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Comment by starpie4every1 Subscribed to comments via email
2009-02-17 09:14:32

hey pete u should have a” making the best funiies since peanuts” award!!!

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Comment by KItty Girl
2009-01-31 08:28:57

_(O,O)_ GREAT SCOTT!! (^w^) u r not reely an assassin. that was all pretend._(O,O)_U SUCK!!(^o^) no, U SUCK!

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Comment by KItty Girl
2009-01-31 08:54:33

Master! I THOGHT U STABBED ME!
No, I just cut off yer balls.
HEY U GUYS!!!

Those eggs tasted mighty fiiiine!!!!
…………………*OMG LOOKS*

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Comment by samuel
2009-01-31 23:18:10

im new to lawlolawl and i have 1 quesetion — why do you speak in lolspeak?

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Comment by Duden8r
2009-02-12 19:51:47

Teh lolspeeke is teh bombe!

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Comment by starpie4every1 Subscribed to comments via email
2009-02-17 09:20:29

because we are a lolfamily! sike im just kidding!
ask pete

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Comment by stupiddude.edu Subscribed to comments via email
2009-02-01 21:02:07

i love the assassins creeds!
no>-),i just cut off your balls >-) AAAAAAAH!
.My Anus is bleeding. My Anus is bleeding! For Pete’s sake,MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! WTF? ( Tails and his GBA 3 junk)

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Comment by Mhpuppy
2009-03-01 19:38:14

eww… thts disgustin!!!

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Comment by steven
2009-02-04 17:53:29

I love this, i’ve seen ur toons since the website was town(looong time ago) but anyway I love you, no im kidding,but seriosly I love you. but more like a brotherly love, even though I don’t know you. any way dats not my real name(the username)

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Comment by Deathiversary
2009-02-04 21:43:02

funniest part is “hide the sexy camera’s” and “call me princess”

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Comment by THORN
2009-02-05 05:57:06

assassins creed ROX!!

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Comment by CramLock
2009-02-07 10:29:10

Lawl

No I just Cut off your balls…

Hey You guys!
Those eggs tasted mighty fiiine!!

THAT’S GROSS! lol but funny

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Comment by DusTIN
2009-02-11 12:12:24

what i sued to make the txt to voice thing

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Comment by lawmanlol63
2009-02-12 09:31:16

wtf hi

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Comment by Loldongs
2009-02-13 21:05:34

LMFAO I LOVE THIS SITE. It makes me giggle. <3<3 Props.

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Comment by EscapeTheFate
2009-02-14 07:29:31

“Master, I thought you killed me!”
“No. I just cut off your balls.”
“Hey you guys! those eggs tasted might fiiine!”
“._. ._. ….”
LMFAO cant get enough of this. X’D

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Comment by tehsupercheez Subscribed to comments via email
2009-02-15 15:35:31

your mom (: i need more lawl’d goodness!

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Comment by manami101
2009-02-15 19:48:41

OMG THIS VIDEO IS AWSOME
HAHA “SEXY CAMERAS”
LOL

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Comment by Duden8r
2009-02-15 20:14:50

Exxpt teh ressnd 1s al haz teh :-( radnj , eggcpt for teh Mikle Jakzn gie. Meh guzt zav dad.

Toased iz piiimp!

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Comment by EatBlueCheese
2009-02-16 02:13:38

Good Lord This Is So Lawlingly AWSM!

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Comment by starpie4every1 Subscribed to comments via email
2009-02-17 09:06:10

thats the sickest yet funniest thing i have seen

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Comment by Rowtheboat Subscribed to comments via email
2009-02-18 05:38:26

I’M SO GONNA BUY ME A ‘I’m so fresh, it’s like I just came out of the oven’ T-SHIRT! ~You are the greatest guy ever!~

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Comment by Kyle Bryson
2009-02-21 00:30:20

please, call me princess..
lol

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Comment by Cupajoe
2009-02-22 13:41:35

You should totally make another one of bioshock. Oh and i love the motto, “Made of win for win”

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Comment by pooperdude
2009-03-01 11:35:50

I cant wait for more releases

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Comment by fussball
2009-03-02 14:08:28

Gute Arbeit hier! Gute Inhalte.

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Comment by DKrox22
2009-03-08 11:47:41

LOL! This is my favorite! Those eggs were mighty fiiine! LMAO ROTFL!!!!

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Comment by D121
2009-03-18 08:51:22

LAwl
Your mom

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Comment by lola
2009-03-27 15:47:22

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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Comment by Giggies
2009-03-29 12:11:17

i hav idee-uhs 4 musiks pete can spoof. STRAIGHT OUT OF LINE by GODSMACK. iz kinda metal, but iz ez 2 parody.

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Comment by Giggies
2009-03-29 12:15:21

y wont teh comments nest belo da level?

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Comment by catgrl
2009-04-02 16:47:25

plese pete make 1 for KH….. pwese!!!

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Comment by Michelle
2009-04-05 21:52:43

Nice job on the animations!
They’re too Funny
^-^

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Comment by catgrl
2009-04-06 16:39:54

“hey you guys! those eggs tasted mighty fiiiine!”
-silence-
XD LOL!!!

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Comment by manami101
2009-04-11 20:25:14

HAHAHAHA th3y p!ck p0k3t3d guys butts 4 kn!v3s
HAHAHAHHAHAHA

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Comment by Sean
2009-04-12 15:31:59

lol, i have speakonia

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Comment by Kylier Subscribed to comments via email
2009-04-12 16:24:26

take pocket knives from the butts of men? 0-o kinda gay

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Comment by Jillian
2009-04-18 10:39:03

lawl it took me a minute to get it when he came out and said the eggs tasted mighty fiine LAWL

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Comment by Jesscookie
2009-04-19 20:12:12

lawlz dose eggs tasted mighty fine

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Comment by Awesomo Awesomness
2009-04-28 20:53:32

If the dude who makes these has a ps3 then he should tell me his ps network name

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Comment by That one chick...
2009-04-29 22:59:02

me too, i want to kno his gamer tag if he has a ps3.

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Comment by Pete
2009-04-30 16:37:16

I do have a PS3, but I use my Xbox 360 a lot more (and by that I mean only). My gamertag on both is ElementNineteen, although you’ll never find me online PS Live… :|

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Comment by That one chick...
2009-04-30 17:53:52

aww that sucks…

 
 
 
 
Comment by TectonIndustries
2009-05-01 22:28:25

Pinkilessness just got 1-upped.

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Comment by XxSeRaSxaLuCaRdxX
2009-05-08 09:33:37

“Please, call me princess!” rofl

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Comment by NinjaKitten
2009-05-08 17:13:41

I almost cried when his balls got caught off… DON”T LAUGH AT ME!!!!!!

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Comment by pizamoster28
2009-05-16 02:52:32

Those eggz were mighty fiiign

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Comment by Chad
2009-05-17 12:01:12

I need to borrow someones roflcopter to escape from this lawlocaust :”].

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Comment by mice
2009-05-18 03:09:55

^^(o.o)^^ spider

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Comment by chris
2009-05-19 18:01:23

Jump into hay all the time. It has nice vitamins and minerals.

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Comment by Snappycakes
2009-05-20 08:50:04

omg where are the emotions?? :D :) ur mom? hehahe

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Comment by max
2009-05-22 16:45:35

LOLOLOL

Master, i thought you killed me!

No, i just cut off your balls.

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Comment by pegwinn
2009-05-30 12:19:31

LOL!!!

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Comment by ceigered
2009-06-06 00:53:28

Ha ha took me a while to figure out what the eggs joke was on about :)
Although… If the main character of AC is the descendent of Altaïr, and Altaïr has no balls… where did the main character come from?! Yet another mystery :O

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Comment by masterlinkx98
2009-06-09 11:21:29

You must pickpocket knives… from the butts of men! :)

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Comment by FailAtLife
2009-06-10 05:24:24

Lawl’d IN HAPSYCOLOUR.
Crack me up mate.

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Comment by funnythings14 Subscribed to comments via email
2009-06-10 13:16:53

oh my ….. thats so cool , im not really an assassin either so HA !!

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Comment by masterlinkx98
2009-06-10 14:07:50

awesome man “jump into hay all the time, it has nice vitamins and minerals” nice
i have Assassin’s Creed on PS3 it’s awesome game

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Comment by masterlinkx98
2009-06-10 14:09:45

:) favorite vid on lawlolawl add me on PS3 my name is lilmac1212 :) :)

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Comment by Liam
2009-06-12 17:03:45

LOL HAHA! this site is GREAT who could make better randomer stuff than this?!

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Comment by ronnster but call me princess
2009-06-16 11:23:03

haha the sexy cameras caught someone eating mighty fine eggs btw remind me to never eat an omelette again oh and just call me princess

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Comment by Autobox101
2009-06-20 08:38:01

Lawl. Great parody.

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Comment by lol guy
2009-06-21 10:12:54

“suck” is heard 3 times in this.
please do not note: it is on the highest rated list, but the”…”is coverin the rest of the word “assassin”

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Comment by wHaT
2009-06-23 10:35:04

LOL! Call Me Princess…!

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Comment by flyingarmycap
2009-07-05 21:18:54

No, you suck.
Muahahaha, the classical art of quoting a funny comment in a video in the videos’ comments, so people will know YOUR opinion, and why its YOURS. *exhale*

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Comment by boodles
2009-07-08 17:30:19

man this vid almost made me ugh oh in my pants :)

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Comment by lol guy
2009-07-08 18:20:09

select a grade
:S ick: =boo
:Angry: =dissapointed
:Ecstatisc: =great
:Crying: =im slicing onions
:Astonished: =wow
:Winking: =good
:Confused: =not sure
i pick WOW

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Comment by lol guy
2009-07-08 18:21:46

sorry i dont know how to make faces

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Comment by FancyShmancy
2009-07-22 02:24:20

this one’s my favorrrriteeee

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Comment by Jacob
2009-07-25 22:27:59

MASTER I THOUT YOU HAD KILLED ME!
NO I JUST CUT OFF YOUR BALLS.
HEY GUYS THOUSE EGGSES TASTED MIGHTY FINEE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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Comment by THESUPERLONGNAME [condensed]
2009-07-26 13:10:15

“Altair, you suck so much, Imma stab joo.”

“AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAH!”
lol

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Comment by Your Mama
2009-07-28 13:29:26

Hey you guys!!! Those eggs tasted mighty fiine!!
*awkward silence*

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Comment by Carlos
2009-08-05 14:58:55

:Confused

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Comment by Carlos
2009-08-05 14:59:11

dont get it

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Comment by lol guy
2009-08-05 16:36:43

lawl.i saw a resturant that had mighty fine in it

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Comment by M
2009-08-06 12:54:56

Hahahahaha x] Those eggs tasted mighty fiiiiine ! * Silence * =3
:D

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Comment by girwantsbisciuts 8D
2009-08-07 22:32:09

>:(

jk

:D

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Comment by girwantsbisciuts 8D
2009-08-07 22:32:55

how does u maek da lil red mad dood?

^_^

:C

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Comment by Issa
2009-08-10 17:07:06

I found out what the eggs were :)

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Comment by girwantsbisciuts 8D
2009-09-05 15:14:25

what eggs? wait… EWWWW THATS NASTY :0

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Comment by koll
2009-08-11 00:19:14

:P

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Comment by shingleman Subscribed to comments via email
2009-08-24 12:14:42

sexy cams lol : D

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Comment by Allen-chan
2009-09-21 21:21:30

:0 Holy crap, I just barely got the whole “those eggs tasted mighty fiiine” part.
Eek, I love this vid! :D

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Comment by kaleb
2009-10-05 12:15:57

Hawhahaw.

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Comment by jiggins
2009-10-05 15:50:19

I think you should make an Assassin’s Creed’s 2 after Assassin’s Creed 2 releases. :)

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Comment by jiggins
2009-10-05 15:59:10

Dude. I don’t understand, what are the eggs?

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Comment by ihavethechupabrecaandyoudont
2009-10-23 04:56:06

well, someone shouts “Those eggs tasted mighty fiiine!” after Altair is told his balls have been cut off, it should be obvious that that random person who ate the eggs may have eaten something else… something that looks like eggs… one more suggestive hint!… something that may have been cut off…!

a truly comical venture (not lawl’d one tho! I meant Wuthering Heights!) :)

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Comment by ihavethechupabrecaandyoudont
2009-10-23 04:51:09

you should never yell “i love the asassins creeds!” while “pickpocketing knives” from the butts of men. For obvious reasons.
No?
They’ll find out.
I’m sure i didn’t need to tell you that.
But i need to tell you that i still have the chupabraca.
And you don’t.
On second thoughts, i didn’t need to tell you that either. :P

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Comment by mrs piggles Subscribed to comments via email
2009-11-20 19:07:04

work on hiding the sexy cameras
ok sir
please, call me princess.
please make more this is hilarious!

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Comment by ramenramennomnom Subscribed to comments via email
2009-12-10 12:14:24

>.O why does everyone quote random jokes? it makes the real joke burn out very fast.

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Comment by StarBase10
2010-01-21 11:29:15

LOL Ezio was trying to assasinate Altair, but he just cut something off Altair, plus Desmond was told by the scientist that he was not an assasin, but in the game, Desmond was told that he was an assasin, but he was a bartender!

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Comment by peepsy
2010-01-31 11:18:48

lol! keep up the lawls!

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Comment by iAmNotATurtle
2010-02-08 21:17:56

Eggs tasted mighty fine :D :\

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Comment by Zelthastus
2010-02-09 10:12:39

i dunt tink those were eggs,sir… i tink ugly face ate the guy who ate the balls of the guy without balls now… idk im confused.. @_@

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Comment by your dog
2010-03-06 05:49:26

i want u to find something nice……….
your mom? hahaha :)
LOLOL

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