01.11Lawl’d 1 – Assassain’s Creeds
Altair thinks that he’s an assassin, but is he really? Missions are given, scientists are sneaky, butts are felt, and balls are chopped in the very first episode of Lawl’d! If you’ve never played Assassin’s Creed, I suggest that you buy it… right now.

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That’s priceless!
“Please, call me princess!” XD
Keep makin’ me laugh, man. Props.
I cant agree moar wit u
Oh my, I can’t wait for more booty touchin’ and hidden sexy cameras, Princess.
what do u mean by more booty touchin and hidden sexy cameras
duh did watch the video ya dunce?
LOL i mean Lawl…
Those eggs tasted mighty fiiiine.
Please, call me princess!
I just realized what those EGGS were.
took me until my friend watched it, and i had seen it like 10 times before that
I still haven’t.
Will you tell me?
they was his balls .-. doyduhdoydoy.
GREAT SCOTT
I felt a camera in the bathroom, that is why.
lawl
You FELT one?!?!?!
U mUsT pIcKpOcKeT Knives fron the BUtTs of men
——> OO <——
I can’t. :-(
lawlolawl
meh
meh?
meh. confirmed lol
I WILL, OH S**T =(*.*)= –>OO<–
YESSSSS MASSSSSTERRRRRRRR……… I will dooooo ittttttttttttttttt…………
those look like breasts
i will put a bomb on the butt instead(check out comic 1.12)
|))
I LOVE THE “ASS”ASS”IN’s CREED
yay! colour. i think this is the best one on the site so far. awesome work pete!
Best indeed! MAKE MORE SOON!!!:D
rotfl
so today in class i got really bored so i pulled up your site
and saw the new assassin’s creeds video.
me and my friend watched it and cried. this is the BEST one yet!
keep up the hilariousness (:
p.s. since you have made a video about assassin’s creed you must have an xbox. you should hit me up with a friend request xD
id love to chat with the genius behind lawlolawl (:
the GT is bwl mvmnt ixx
thanks
maybe he has a ps3
maybe he has a ps3, i have assassin’s creed and a ps3
he could’ve bought it on Steam. (for those who don’t know, steam is a program that makes buying games for your PC very convenient using paypal or credit cards. Everything is a lot cheaper there 2. It happens to have assassins creed on the market. Go to http://store.steampowered.com/ to get steam NAU!!!!)
Speaking of which, i’d like to see a half-life 2 lawl. Call it half-lawl
Rokin’ Video dude. When will teh next one come out? Oh, and call me princess. Liiterally. I mean it.
ok, princess.
yay! yaoi! kinda.. ish…. if you squint a little and cross your eyes and turn your head at a 90 degree angle…. anyways, i love it!! you should do one for OKAMI or KH2
not KH1, though. that one’s dumb :C
xDDD
Yay for yaoi ish! x3
I think there should be one based off KH2! That would be sooo cool. Make sure to include lots of Axel if you do =D And Roxas. And Riku. Kay.. I’m done.
omg when u said roxas and riku and axel u meant kingdom hearts(waaaaaaaaaaa)!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah and i like the part in the vid when he’s like
You suck Nooooo youuu suck…
OMG! I’ve never played Assassin’s Creed before (but somehow I have a poster of it o.o) but now I rly want to- just to try it! >v< lawl princess
Wow. This is actually pretty accurate, especially the “jump into hay all the time! it has good vitamens and minerals!” part. That pretty much is a real loading screen in the game xD Keep it up!
He should seriously do one on Okami.
I love that game but it would be a bit hard to spoof. I think the funniest thing would be the gods in it.
Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeee do a lawl’d about Pokemon! That would be icshesarging hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tis very funneh
lawl!!
this websitee is so freshh! *$$
=DD
ahaha, this is pricelesssss.
wish i played assassins creed now XD
poor altair, losing his two best friends..
Those eggs tasted mighty fine! Work on hiding the sexy cameras. No, YOU suck.
Hahaha lol. I love you.
meh want 2sd epi of assasain’s creeds it funny!!! =D
lawl……
o……….
lawl!!!!!
Please, call him princess! AND WORK ON HIDING THE SEXY CAMERAS!!!XDXDXDXDXD
jump into hay all the time! it has good vitamens and minerals! O_o LAWLOLAWL KICKS @$$
altair, you suck so muchima stab you
ahahaha
that was hilarious
For your next mission you must pickpocket knives….. from the butts of men!
Lawl… Master! i thought you killed me! no. i just cut off your balls.
mmmm… those eggs are mighty fiiiiine.
LOL FUNNIE
”jump into hay it has vitamins and mineralz xD”
” it was all fake.
U SUCK
no U suck ”
”find sumthing nice
like ur mom :3”
omg U SHOULD DO bioshock or halo next lolz
Or perhaps……. 300?
*hint hint*
Is it Kameo?
pete ur a freekin genius
300
SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whats sparta???
Sparta is a country. They were very powerful, mainly because they had a huge army. Anyway, 300 is based off of the Spartans, Spartans being the dwellers of Sparta.
LULZ!!!!!!!!!
Please continue this…
PLIZ!
iPDuxd hi! nice site!
OMG videogamse fun to make fun of!
)
Ha Ha Princess
(ps me and my friends watch this stuff all the time- GUD JOB PETE!!
LOL!
You suck! No, YOU suck…
ESKIMOS KNOW HOW TO PARTY!
god, i love lawlolawl
No… you… suck…
Love the new motto:
LawloLawl
->Made of win-For the win<-
Lulz
OMG THIS FILM MADE ME LAUGH AT EVERY WORD XDDDD!!!
For your next mission you must pickpocket knives from the butts of men
I think I’ll pass on that mission
you should do metal gear solid, that would be funny ••)
-ummmm hi
Lawl I mean lol LAWL! That relates so much 2 Assasins Creed.
BTW Doez wernt eggs……………………………..
It was tofu!
Yay I do stuff on this site on another computer. Heaps of Double Votes!
hey peter, do you draw everything with the paint brush tool? because your drawings are great!
-ummmm hi
Why, yes. Everything in my animations is drawn with the paint brush tool. Smoothing set to 50, and fingers always on Ctrl-Z.
Thanks!
I love you
hey pete u should have a” making the best funiies since peanuts” award!!!
_(O,O)_ GREAT SCOTT!! (^w^) u r not reely an assassin. that was all pretend._(O,O)_U SUCK!!(^o^) no, U SUCK!
Master! I THOGHT U STABBED ME!
No, I just cut off yer balls.
HEY U GUYS!!!
Those eggs tasted mighty fiiiine!!!!
…………………*OMG LOOKS*
im new to lawlolawl and i have 1 quesetion — why do you speak in lolspeak?
Teh lolspeeke is teh bombe!
because we are a lolfamily! sike im just kidding!
ask pete
i love the assassins creeds!
no>-),i just cut off your balls >-) AAAAAAAH!
.My Anus is bleeding. My Anus is bleeding! For Pete’s sake,MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! WTF? ( Tails and his GBA 3 junk)
eww… thts disgustin!!!
I love this, i’ve seen ur toons since the website was town(looong time ago) but anyway I love you, no im kidding,but seriosly I love you. but more like a brotherly love, even though I don’t know you. any way dats not my real name(the username)
funniest part is “hide the sexy camera’s” and “call me princess”
assassins creed ROX!!
Lawl
No I just Cut off your balls…
Hey You guys!
Those eggs tasted mighty fiiine!!
THAT’S GROSS! lol but funny
what i sued to make the txt to voice thing
wtf hi
LMFAO I LOVE THIS SITE. It makes me giggle. <3<3 Props.
“Master, I thought you killed me!”
“No. I just cut off your balls.”
“Hey you guys! those eggs tasted might fiiine!”
“._. ._. ….”
LMFAO cant get enough of this. X’D
your mom (: i need more lawl’d goodness!
OMG THIS VIDEO IS AWSOME
HAHA “SEXY CAMERAS”
LOL
Exxpt teh ressnd 1s al haz teh :-( radnj , eggcpt for teh Mikle Jakzn gie. Meh guzt zav dad.
Toased iz piiimp!
Good Lord This Is So Lawlingly AWSM!
thats the sickest yet funniest thing i have seen
I’M SO GONNA BUY ME A ‘I’m so fresh, it’s like I just came out of the oven’ T-SHIRT! ~You are the greatest guy ever!~
please, call me princess..
lol
You should totally make another one of bioshock. Oh and i love the motto, “Made of win for win”
I cant wait for more releases
Gute Arbeit hier! Gute Inhalte.
LOL! This is my favorite! Those eggs were mighty fiiine! LMAO ROTFL!!!!
LAwl
Your mom
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
i hav idee-uhs 4 musiks pete can spoof. STRAIGHT OUT OF LINE by GODSMACK. iz kinda metal, but iz ez 2 parody.
y wont teh comments nest belo da level?
plese pete make 1 for KH….. pwese!!!
Nice job on the animations!
They’re too Funny
^-^
“hey you guys! those eggs tasted mighty fiiiine!”
-silence-
XD LOL!!!
HAHAHAHA th3y p!ck p0k3t3d guys butts 4 kn!v3s
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
lol, i have speakonia
take pocket knives from the butts of men? 0-o kinda gay
lawl it took me a minute to get it when he came out and said the eggs tasted mighty fiine LAWL
lawlz dose eggs tasted mighty fine
If the dude who makes these has a ps3 then he should tell me his ps network name
me too, i want to kno his gamer tag if he has a ps3.
I do have a PS3, but I use my Xbox 360 a lot more (and by that I mean only). My gamertag on both is ElementNineteen, although you’ll never find me online PS Live…
aww that sucks…
Pinkilessness just got 1-upped.
“Please, call me princess!” rofl
I almost cried when his balls got caught off… DON”T LAUGH AT ME!!!!!!
Those eggz were mighty fiiign
I need to borrow someones roflcopter to escape from this lawlocaust :”].
^^(o.o)^^ spider
Jump into hay all the time. It has nice vitamins and minerals.
omg where are the emotions??
ur mom? hehahe
LOLOLOL
Master, i thought you killed me!
No, i just cut off your balls.
LOL!!!
Ha ha took me a while to figure out what the eggs joke was on about
Although… If the main character of AC is the descendent of Altaïr, and Altaïr has no balls… where did the main character come from?! Yet another mystery
You must pickpocket knives… from the butts of men!
Lawl’d IN HAPSYCOLOUR.
Crack me up mate.
oh my ….. thats so cool , im not really an assassin either so HA !!
awesome man “jump into hay all the time, it has nice vitamins and minerals” nice
i have Assassin’s Creed on PS3 it’s awesome game
LOL HAHA! this site is GREAT who could make better randomer stuff than this?!
haha the sexy cameras caught someone eating mighty fine eggs btw remind me to never eat an omelette again oh and just call me princess
Lawl. Great parody.
“suck” is heard 3 times in this.
please do not note: it is on the highest rated list, but the”…”is coverin the rest of the word “assassin”
LOL! Call Me Princess…!
No, you suck.
Muahahaha, the classical art of quoting a funny comment in a video in the videos’ comments, so people will know YOUR opinion, and why its YOURS. *exhale*
man this vid almost made me ugh oh in my pants
select a grade
ick: =boo
:Angry: =dissapointed
:Ecstatisc: =great
:Crying: =im slicing onions
:Astonished: =wow
:Winking: =good
:Confused: =not sure
i pick WOW
sorry i dont know how to make faces
this one’s my favorrrriteeee
MASTER I THOUT YOU HAD KILLED ME!
NO I JUST CUT OFF YOUR BALLS.
HEY GUYS THOUSE EGGSES TASTED MIGHTY FINEE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
“Altair, you suck so much, Imma stab joo.”
“AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAH!”
lol
Hey you guys!!! Those eggs tasted mighty fiine!!
*awkward silence*
:Confused
dont get it
lawl.i saw a resturant that had mighty fine in it
Hahahahaha x] Those eggs tasted mighty fiiiiine ! * Silence * =3
>:(
jk
how does u maek da lil red mad dood?
^_^
:C
I found out what the eggs were
what eggs? wait… EWWWW THATS NASTY
sexy cams lol : D
Eek, I love this vid!
Hawhahaw.
I think you should make an Assassin’s Creed’s 2 after Assassin’s Creed 2 releases.
Dude. I don’t understand, what are the eggs?
well, someone shouts “Those eggs tasted mighty fiiine!” after Altair is told his balls have been cut off, it should be obvious that that random person who ate the eggs may have eaten something else… something that looks like eggs… one more suggestive hint!… something that may have been cut off…!
a truly comical venture (not lawl’d one tho! I meant Wuthering Heights!)
you should never yell “i love the asassins creeds!” while “pickpocketing knives” from the butts of men. For obvious reasons.
No?
They’ll find out.
I’m sure i didn’t need to tell you that.
But i need to tell you that i still have the chupabraca.
And you don’t.
On second thoughts, i didn’t need to tell you that either.
work on hiding the sexy cameras
ok sir
please, call me princess.
please make more this is hilarious!
>.O why does everyone quote random jokes? it makes the real joke burn out very fast.
LOL Ezio was trying to assasinate Altair, but he just cut something off Altair, plus Desmond was told by the scientist that he was not an assasin, but in the game, Desmond was told that he was an assasin, but he was a bartender!
lol! keep up the lawls!
Eggs tasted mighty fine
:\
i dunt tink those were eggs,sir… i tink ugly face ate the guy who ate the balls of the guy without balls now… idk im confused.. @_@
i want u to find something nice……….
your mom? hahaha
LOLOL